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|Saturday, July 14th, 2007|
|'The Greatest Idea for a Script in the World Ever!'
Two things today....well....three actually, but one doesn't really count...so its two.... anyhoo..
1. I havn't posted in 23 Weeks! Rock on!
(DOES THIS ONE COUNT?!)
2. I can't sleep because i had 'The Greatest Idea for a Script in the World Ever!' It was a wonderful adventure with stunning twists and deep well founded characters. I had been thinking of this thing all day, and you have to believe me when i say it was 'The Greatest Idea for a Script in the World Ever!' I finally thought: 'You know Rob, you had better write this down. You wouldn't want to forget this would you? Silly!'
So i badgered up to my room, clicked on Microsoft Word and wrote one word when all of a sudden, my shelf decided it was time for some well overdue exercise. (It hasn't moved for a while.)So off the shelf went, away from its supports and into the air. Now it was then the shelf realised that i, Rob Coletta, had just had 'The Greatest Idea for a Script in the World Ever!' This shelf happened to be a very 'shelfish shelf' so decided that due to its own lack of a 'Greatest Idea for a Script in the World Ever!' it would only be fair to deprive me of mine.
The Shelf landed with a self contented crash, throwing my belongings around the room. Cursing the day some 'Snot nosed eighteen year old fool on a theatre course at coventry university' decided to put a shelf up so evil as this one, without attatching it to the wall properly, i picked up all the mess and inflatable sheep that i could find and returned them to their proper place in the room.
I finally sat down and readied to begin work on 'The Greatest Idea for a Script in the World Ever!' when i suddenly realised that i'd forgotten it completely, with no idea what happened in it. All that devising just gone because some lily livered bastard of a shelf decided to distract me.
I could have wept....well i did....a bit.
3. I've forgotten. Current Mood: crushed
|Monday, January 29th, 2007|
|I bring the Apocalypse!
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One of the Best kinds of Powerlords!!
|Saturday, December 16th, 2006|
|The Powerlord War and the Epic Journey Home.
At last! I have returned from the front line of The Powerlord wars. It has been tough and i have seen many horrors and wonders. I have fought battles with countless troops being massacred by The Evil Fucking Powerlord's army but we are holding our own well.
Anyway, im back now to enjoy a mortal christmas! horrah! Can't wait to catch up with all of my mates as well. For those who wanna know what exactly has happened in the war so far, feel free to message me to ask! :) You don't believe me eh? Good. That means your safe. Current Mood: Heroic
|Tuesday, December 12th, 2006|
|Thursday, September 21st, 2006|
|Then there were Four.
Yes. The day finally came where i chose who will reign in my stead as a Powerlord. Instead of the original plan of having one, i chose three. My good and greatest mates Si, Kj and the cream boy himself Jack. I chose three, as all of these candidates are so fucking awesome and all have qualities beyond even that of a Powerlord. They, in my mind, are the best decision that could ever have been made.
They took their oaths to become a Powerlord. Each with their own slight twist and then....There were Four!
They have been given their own instructions that will begin to bring the Order of the Powerlords back into the light after so long in darkness. The Powercast is ready for a first recording and i'm not sure what to say on it. Today was kinda a knee to the nuts as to how much im gonna miss everyone here so....i'm not sure. Today also rocked amazingly and was so worth it!
Now i'm sat at my PC, occasionaly looking over my shoulder at the pile of....everything that i'm taking to Uni. I feel i might cry, there is SO MUCH STUFF! I am not an organised person and frankly do not have the willpower to do this! AARGH!
Anyway...back to The Order of the Powerlords. All who want to revel in its glory keep your eye open for further posts about the Powercast.....Im happy there are more like me now, makes my cause a little bit stronger. Current Mood: hopeful
|Wednesday, September 20th, 2006|
Aww Ghey! I went through a picnic table! I MUST be heavy!
|Sunday, September 17th, 2006|
|It is Cold.
I can't sleep so i thought i might be able to pass some time by posting here. Tonight i've gotten through countless cans of Lager. I took a walk just now all up around Leckhampton hill. Felt so wierd. No wind, just darkness and fuck knows what else. I feel rather concerned for myself. I don't mean to go on a downer on this, but im trying hard not to collapse from exhaustion and disillusionment.
Went to the usual spot and tried to relax. All it did was agitate me. Wether its cus i'm semi drunk or just generally pissed off im not even sure. The feeling of total isolation at the moment is wierd as well, although i'm not sure wether its something that was there already.
Forgive me for these off-the-wall ramblings but as i said: i'm passing time. Funny thing, time. When i was up the hill it seemed to drag, every minute a fucking age. I feel a bit angry.
I'm not sure what's going on at this moment, but it doesn't seem good. I think i'm gonna grab my dovet and curl up in the corner. I don't wanna go downstairs.
Once again....sorry for the ramblings. I feel like shit so i'm gonna fall over somewhere.
It is so cold here.
|Wednesday, September 6th, 2006|
|Return of The Powerlords!?
I've not been feeling 100 percent lately. Life for me feels a bit....shrunk as it were. This evening however i discovered something that made my mood sky rocket.
A Powerlord Ship.....on Ebay! Sadly the bidding stopped long ago but this gave me an idea. Maybe there are more Powerlords out there that can be united under one banner once again.
You may or may not be aware The Powerlords went into hiding after the Secret War cus of an EVIL FUCKING POWERLORD!
Now many of you believe i am insane, this is now solid evidence on the intrawebz! Have no fear however, soon there shall be more Powerlords to hold this fragile society together. There will be a new dawn for my people!!!
My first task is to spread the word so Powerlords will gather, i shall leave on my epic quest around the 23rd. My cover excuse is that im going to University! HA! Perfect. One last thing before i begin is to find a new Powelord to reign over Cheltenham in my stead.
I must find a worthy candidate, and soon. The fate of this world depends on it.
(Yes i have really lost it now guys! I don't give two flying shits! FUCK THE GOVERMENT!) Current Mood: POWERFUL!
|Monday, August 28th, 2006|
|Monday, June 26th, 2006|
|The Final Countdown.
Yes thats right, tomorrow is my last exam, however todays English paper was God awful for many reasons.
The Previous night i had certain.....umm......bowl problems. In other words ladies and Gentlemen. I COULDN'T POO! However this didn't stop me from trying and i eventually ended up hurting myself. *COUGH*
Anyhoo. The pain made sure i couldn't lie down so sleep was impossible, despite how tired i was. Oh i have it fun in my life.
The morning came slowly and i decided to climb from the floor and get dressed. I went to the doctors where horrible things happened. I came home walking like a freaking cowboy who'd just been ridden by a bull. I then got into my uniform and stumbled out of the door to school. HAZA!
It wasn't the best of journeys i've ever had, but there have been worse. I arrived at school accompanied by Tom. We got into the exam room. I think Mrs Clay is psychic. She looked at me and said:
"If you feel ill just raise your hand."
I raised my hand.
She glared at me.
Then the exam started. I was a little phazed by the fact that our invidulator moved like Terminator with piles. MACHINE PILES?! Jees that MUST be bad.
Anyhoo, i managed to put my body into an area of control so i could work. Now i sahll never have english again. Ah well.
After a useful drama revision session i walked home and began to lounge around. I hate my bowls. FUCKERS!!!
Its the Final Countdown!
Yes, Drama is the final exam and then im done! No more 6th form......woah....spinny.
I guess what i've learnt is is that every little birds gotta learn to fly, sooner or later.....yeah its The Lighthoouse Family but thats not the point. We have all now gotta take some major responsibilty, i mean jeeeees, we're gonna be at Uni soon!
Well, responsibilty will come.................IN SEPTEMBER! HA! Until then im gonna sky rocket into a super natural high for this summer. Im gonna form a family band, and we will DANCE!
For all of you out there i hope to god you can join me! Im gonna beat the shit outta this drama exam and then im gonna gloat about it like a pirate!
Avast my Friends! Tomorrow is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDO
OOOOOM!!! (Braveheart music plays and we all charge down the hill towards the waiting English army and they have SPEARS!!!
|Wednesday, June 21st, 2006|
Well, im now in mid exam time...era...thing. A2 Exams annoy me somewhat, they have nasty habit of being....well....nasty.
Today was pretty usual, got up, revised a bit, watched this really REALLY spinny movie and went to an english revision session. Thats it so far.
So, what has been happening of the land of Rob since i last wrote....well....i've began to notice pretty obvious changes in the way that i think. Yes, to those who know me, i do think. Hard to believe eh? Well you'll be sorry when you hear these changes in my mind.
I don't know if im over-reacting about this, i mean everybody changes as life goes on, and thats fine! I have no quarrel with 'Sister Time' on that. An example of me thinking differently is that i tend to read to much into things, like everything out there has a hidden egender. (I still can't spell by the way.)
I realised this was getting bad when i started to look for any significant meaning behind the number '7' in life. I mean yes, 7 Days to create the earth, 7 deadly sins, the film '7' (you gotta love Morgan Freeman.) 7 School years.....going into Harry Potter there....BAD!!
Anyhoo, i was wondering if it is a good thing to have so many questions but have so few answers, like whats after Death and whats behind the creation of the Universe! This is the kinda thing that really effects me!
Now....back to reality.....HA!
What else is there to be told? I guess the other thing is the fact we're all gonna be leaving dear old cheltenham soon. God im scared!
"God hast no love for Thou!" - Bad Angel.
Yes it would appear Coventry is intertwined with my Fate at the moment, so its a very slobberly, crime ridden, cest pit fate that i have before me! The JOY! Na the uni is a great site to see, great accomadation and fantastic drama facilities! So im rather happy i have a place there! Fun!
Well thats about it as far as i can tell....for now. No doubt i'll be complaining about my upcoming exams and some other annoying stuff that i can't be bothered to type here lest prying eyes do see! For now i bid thee farewell and for christ sake SHUT THE HELL UP OK?!
Im going now, i hope you fall in a small puddle and have an onion fall on your head at an awkward moment.
AVAST DEAR PEOPLE!!!!!!!
|Thursday, April 20th, 2006|
It would appear that girls like dashing.....one problem. I am not dashing, i even aquired an old WW2 pilots jacket and a white scarf and still no luck. Maybe i need a moustache? Oh well....that'll have to grow.
Today was the day of my A2 Music Performance, it was ok.....been better. Im now worried for myself. I had a joke going with my friend Jack about this girl online who has an unquenchable belief that she is a vampire. I laughed at this and thought i'd go undercover to see what goes on in her mind.
4 hours later and i have met an entire clan of these people who believe they are following in the footsteps of the great Dracula. When i pointed out that Dracula was a fictional character created by Bram Stoker they all hissed at me over the net. I also asked quizically how they can be talking to me at this point when it was still sunlight and many of them were from the UK.
"Its not about that. Its all about capturing the soul." they whined annoyingly. I could tell they were whining as most of them have never left the room where there computer is......hang on.....maybe they could be vampires then....or just pale skinny lowlife nerds with nothing else better to do than rant about the undead.
Now i think about it, im ranting about THIS.....whay im a hippacrite....and i can't spell.
Oh well this is my new project, as of now i am going to infiltrate the world of 'vampires.'
|Sunday, April 16th, 2006|
|Calamity in Spring Time.
This is ridiculus....i can't spell. Also my life has become the most pointless piece of shit since some complete DICK invented Splendor. (Sugar free sugar)
Oh well, happy easter i guess. SAW LIONS AND TIGERS TODAY! (In a safari park obviously, not in the street. thats just stupid.)Well my mission to stop my impending madness has failed. No girlfriend. Bastards. I mean, where do they hide.....wait...are they hiding from me? Oh well thats one mystery solved.
For those who don't know me, im not that bad to look at...well better than most people who use live journal. Bastard Emus!!! I'd like to point out as well, im am well aware that i am a complete bastard too....just i happen to be a dashing one. Do girls like still dashing? I don't know.
Better find out.
|Monday, March 20th, 2006|
Well that was shit.
My plan has failed.....embarrasment.....ah well.
The thing is, i am unsatisfied. At what, i don't know. But i am, and its pissing me off a tad. Still, i guess im luckier than some. Others have it worse than me. It seems to me im a very 'middle' person. no one adores me, no one hates me....so wierd....why im typing this i don't know...oh well.
|Wednesday, February 8th, 2006|
I have just realised i don't have girlfriend....well not just....a while ago, but now im gonna go on a quest to get one! I've realised this is the cause of my impending madness.
The problem is im 17...so this means....no clubs...or bars...or pubs...thats where girlfriends are! Do i hear someone shouting "school?".........SCHOOL!? HA! school relationships die because others get involved, you think i want that? No.
Well...what to do....if anyone has ideas do please message, lest i go mad with the thought. The clock is what drives me now. Tick tock!
The mission starts tomorrow. God help me!
|Monday, February 6th, 2006|
I have just realised that i have become everything i stood against!.............Well not strictly true, you see i thought the beggining of my journal was a bit dull so here is something to liven it up!
*BANG!!!!* - Huge Explosion
All manner of creatures fly into the air, world war three starts and i've realised with HORROR......I HAVE RUN OUT OF TWIGLETS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My life sucks! No twiglets and i have WW3 erupting in my house all because of those BASTARD BADGERS!
Oh well......thats it really, just thought i'd say.
|The Dawn of the Diary.
This is Rob,
i have decided to create a Live Journal. Not because i need to angst like most people (CURSE THE EMO'S TO HELL!!!)but to keep a record of my life as i bearly remember all the great stuff that happens. I'd like to warn any reader who doesn't know me....WELL....to just treat this journal with caution as some of my friends and i's antics can be a little out of the ordinary and sometimes down right wierd. Don't get me wrong, im a nice guy, just have evil friends. Rest assure, if you are going to read this frequently, it will be the best story in the world.
Glad we have that sorted!
Don't worry all you people yearning for my most prized secerets, all in good time!